punkyzomby-alien replied to your post “PS guys… Pluto wasn’t reclassified as a planet. Fuck Pluto.”
Wow, it looks like Pluto isn’t really your favorite. What don’t you like about it? (in a non-rude/mean way of course)
It’s not Pluto itself tbh. It’s people’s attitudes to Pluto, like some kind of false God. Like for real, that little bastard has never been a planet…
The definition of a planet is an object that a) orbits the sun b) had sufficient mass to have a stable, nearly spherical shape, and c) is gravitationally dominant in its orbital zone.
It doesn’t meet part C of that definition, therefore - Not a planet. It’s smaller than Eris, which is another dwarf planet within the Asteroid belt (and also has a moon, and while we’re on the subject, we’ve known that Pluto has moons since the 70’s) Did I mention it’s smaller than Russia? That little bastard thinks it’s so fucking cool and it’s not.
She was purring like crazy
WHAT IS IT EREN
All credit goes to - japharts
This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.
if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me
It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
Not me, Fuck Pluto.